Pati: Aaj Khana Tumhari Maa Ne Banaya Hai?
Patni: Haa, Par Aapko Kaise Pata Chala?
Pati: Roz Khane Mein Kale Baal Milte Hain,
Aur Aaj Safaid Mila Hai!
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Teacher: Batao Kanjoos Kon Hota Hai?
Chintoo: Sir Jisko Hum 100 Sms bhi Kare,
Magar Woh Koi Uttar Na Bheje...!
Teacher: Shabaash! Ab Iska Koi Udhaaran Bhi Do.
Chintoo: Sir, Aapki Beti...!
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